How many of you have had a HPS that was like this? The High Priestess Disease by Vivienne West ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I am the leader of this group And before Me all you others stoop. Bend thou, adore Me on your knees For I have HPS disease! Slowly, silently, now the moon Lights My face with its silver shoon. Call Me "Lady", if you please, For I have HPS disease! For all you followers of the Law Versed in ancient Celtic lore, Tremble before My higher degrees, For I have HPS disease! Lions of Enoch, goats of Pan, Your magic has but little span; Know that I am greater than these, For I have HPS Disease! I am wonderful, I am good, I am everything a Goddess should. Kiss my lips, chest, groin and knees For I have HPS disease. You with mumps, diphtheria, HIV, hysteria, The earth will tremble when I sneeze, For I have HPS Disease!