love potion


Treasures, published by the Progressive Club in Payette, Idaho, in 1970 (this
was a wedding present).  This marital recipe is called "Husband Conserve".

Select the best man you can find and brush him carefully to rid him of any
indifference.  Be careful not to beat him as you would an egg or cream, for
beating will make him tough and apt to froth at the mouth.  Sift him gently into
the home preserving kettle and tie him with strong cords of affection which are
not easily broken.  Do not sear him with sarcasm, for that causes sputtering
which may ultimately result in spontaneous combustion.  Scramble when
difficulties arise.  Do not soak him in liquor, for excessive draughts will make
him mushy and spongy with your friends.  It is best to let him simmer gently at
will, to blend tactfully with dressing and seasoning.  Stuff him one hour before
taking him out or asking a favor of him.  Flavor him with oil of happiness, an
ounce of understanding and a bushel of fun and laughter.

Should he seem weak or troubled with feminine infatuation, smother him in onions
and double your charm.

Do not spoil him by overindulgence but serve him daily on a platter of strength
and courage.